Chris-

I’m a lover not a fighter!

What the hell are you yelling about?

lmao gee I wonder why

We had an in-ground pool growing up and my dad hated it, it was a huge time and money sink. Comparatively above ground pools are faaaaaaaar easier to deal with.

Good, you should

No shit

Fetterman might be in good shape...Allegheny County still has ~25% outstanding, Dauphin County (Harrisburg) only has 37% reported, Philly and the surrounding counties are all under ~30% reported; meanwhile a fair amount of red rural counties are nearly fully reported.

Know that he made a subtly pro-Trump comment in class and re-read what he wrote

I've been pounding wine and rewriting a paper for one of my classes because one of my team members (an engineer- thanks @b_m_b_m_b_m) wrote a bunch of inane shit that absolutely cannot be submitted. This is the 'executive summary' he wrote for our case study (note: none of this accurately discusses the case or how we discussed it as a group):

I work in the tourism industry and a common joke is how boring New Jersey truly is...It has the shore, Atlantic City, and uhhhh pork roll? What a worthless state to the Union.

It's funny you say that because there are exactly two types of engineering students: guys who crack open nattys with the boys and watch football, and guys who drink La Fin Du Monde and play Civ all night (like Jason). Neither one get laid much relative to the higher sexed demos (marching band, arts/theatre students, any food service place near campus).

Engineering majors getting laid lmao

I have not! Is it important to play through either one of them first?

The in-laws gave me some Amazon credit for my birthday so I got Super Mario 3D World + Bowser’s Fury. @stepee

Going to the climbing gym to get a good session in then picking up some Chinese takeout to have while the results pour in, lfg boys

Product development and pricing are complex tasks for a corporation the size and scope of Twitter, so the idea that these guys think they can come in and just throw shit at the wall is comical. There are entire teams devoted to these topics for a reason! Anyone who thinks these guys understand what they are doing is insane.

lmao

Xi and/or OPEC could play the long game and leave the usurper with a very bad economic mess on their hands but no one would stop it before it actually happened.

brazil go on Chapo

Sometimes I randomly think about the Trader Joe's review and laugh to myself. "Madness reigns."

Wordle 504 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I’m not divorced and invested in NFTs, why would I have a Tesla?

Vital is like herpes, never truly goes away.

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