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Chris-

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  1. The most underrated shit is after holding it in so you can jerk off. Pure bliss.
  2. Not in size, but definitely in quantity. You get that satisfying feeling of lightness and think to yourself, 'Man, I expelled a lot of waste from my body.'
  3. Trump seems like the type of guy who creates house-rules for Monopoly that greatly benefit him, then walks away from the game in a huff when they backfire and someone else controls Park Place.
  4. All of the 'look at how wrong the media was about Trump not getting 3%!' tweets on conservative Twitter have been entertaining. It's akin to not understanding tax brackets.
  5. Who would have thought, at the end of all things, that Tiffany Trump would end up being the alpha Trump child?
  6. Spoken like a learned man.
  7. I have sniffed a butthole, but it was not stinky; I was prompted to do so because I was about to bury my tongue in it.
  8. Responding to a mildly annoying post with one sarcastic post is indicative of 'emotional issues'? Hello mountain, meet molehill.
  9. Because my parents wanted me to be a girl named 'Christina'. Yes please.
  10. No? One of the studies used a natural sweetener as a variable, but the conclusion wasn't painted in a 'artificial vs natural' kind of way. If responding to an annoying post (and not even holding a grudge, since outsida and I have since exchanged pleasant posts) is getting 'overly emotional', your username must be in the dictionary next to 'histrionic'.
  11. That if people are turned off to artificial sweeteners, they will continue to drink sugary drinks. That's a false dilemma.
  12. Or, maybe they will drink water. Interesting you would bemoan 'faulty evidence', then immediately resort to a logical fallacy. In any case, that's not the point. The point is that it's wholly silly, not to mention grating, that a comment I made about a mundane decision elicited a rebuke about scientific rigor. Save the proselytizing for when I talk about not vaccinating my child or something. The unopened Diet Mountain Dews in my fridge aren't exactly worth a treatise on the fidelity of methodologies. The speed and willingness with which you enter conversations to tell someone they're mad will never cease to be amusing.
  13. Oh my bad, I didn't realize I'm not allowed to make relatively mundane and minute personal choices if there aren't randomized control trials to support those decisions. Shit! Think of all the precious little diet sodas I've neglected to drink.
  14. I'm an asymmetrical kind of guy.
  15. I've never had anal sex; butt play is fun though.
  16. Brioche. Smiling Banana Leaf. Their Pad See Ew is fucking incredible. Ki Pollo and El Burro are up there too.
  17. Mildly. But ultimately I know my quality transcends a number.
  18. Don't be afraid to get weird with it.
  19. Except that's just focusing on liver function; your metabolism isn't just a function of your liver. https://news.yale.edu/2017/08/10/sweet-taste-not-just-calories-dictates-metabolic-response https://www.endocrine.org/news-room/current-press-releases/low-calorie-sweeteners-promote-fat-accumulation-in-human-fat https://cen.acs.org/biological-chemistry/biochemistry/Artificial-sweetener-triggers-metabolic-changes/96/i18
  20. I used to be crazy addicted to Diet Mountain Dew, but after reading more about how bad diet soda is for your metabolism, I've more or less given up soda entirely.
  21. Soda is poison liquified capitalism to subsume and dominate the masses.
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